Are You Obsessed?
1) When you go to a party, you automatically save a seat for Ike, Tay and Zac.
2) When your mom says she has a surprise for you, you immediately think it's Hanson.
3) If your mom doesn't let you join the Hanson fan club, you lock yourself in your room for two days.
4) You are arrested for assault with a deadly weapon while trying to stab Fiona Apple with your M.O.N
cd case after the MTV Music Awards.
5) Your friends don't come over to your house anymore because they are sick and tired of "Hanson
Karaoke Night"
6) You know what their birth weights are.
7) You dump your boyfriend because he does not look like (fave Hanson bro)
8) You screamed when you got their "Snowed In" album 4 Christmas.
9) You wear a wedding ring and say you are married to your fav Hanson.
10) When you go to the mall, you call clothes you like "Hanson-ish"
11) Walls? What walls? They're buried under the posters.
12) You quote (non-stop) things they say.
13) You have MEMORIZED the entire video of "Tulsa, Tokyo, and the M.O.N"
14) You feel it is your duty to tell everyone everything that Hanson has said or done.
15) You have folders stuffed with Hanson articles & pics...(more than one folder)
16) You are considering moving to Tulsa.
17) You plan scenarios of how you'll first meet Hanson.
18) If any girl says she loves your fav Hanson, you get your dad's machine gun and blow her head off.
19) You hate anyone or anything that beats Hanson out of any award.
20) You examine their faces for freckles.
21) You would just love to kill the rumor (and the girl that started it) that a girl is joining Hanson.
22) You have the piano music for their entire album.
23) You stay up till 1 in the morning typing this stuff. (Um...)
24) You scan through magazines and look for girls that love your Hanson....then you find the city in
which they live (and die) in.
25) Your sixth sense enables you to pick out the word "Hanson" anywhere.
26) You MUST have a maroon Adidas shirt.
27) You MUST have Airwalks like Ike's.
28) You want your hair done in braids like Zac's.
29) You hyperventilate whenever you see Hanson.
30) Your parents go to put a tape in the VCR, and it says Hanson!
31) Whenever you see your favorite color and your fav Hanson's fav color together, you insist that it's a
sign.
32) You haven't had a dream in the last 6 months that didn't involve Hanson in one way or another.
33) You are picking out names for children for when you and your fav Hanson get married.
34) Any actress or performer that gets within 60 miles of Hanson has to be very ugly and snobby, and
MUST cover herself from head to toe.
35) You quickly jump on anyone's case if they say anything bad about Hanson.
36) You are known throughout your school as being "a Hanson freak" and are very proud of it!!!!!!!!!!
37) You think about Hanson coming over to you house and you become friends with them. When you
least expect it your fav Hanson brother asks you out.
38) You think about Hanson ever minute of the day. When you eat, go to school and take a shower.
39) You beg your mom to move to Tulsa,OK so much that she say yes! just to shut you up about
hanson and moving down there to get a better chance of meeting them!
40) You pay HEAPS for overseas mags for pictures of them.
41) Your school books are covered with pics of them.
42) You clean your sis's room to get her pocket money to buy the latest hanson mag.
43) You don't go partying on friday but keep looking at hanson websites instead.
44) You'd die if you ever got to see the 3 boy's singing and you lost you're tickets to get in the concert.
45) YOU ARE LISTENING TO "MIDDLE OF NOWHERE" RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND.
46) When you look at words like "Stay" or anything like that, you always notice that the names of
Hanson is in those kind of words, like my example, it has Tay's name in it.
47) When you go in chat rooms you lie to other people telling them that you are going out with (Favorite
Hanson).
48) Form your own Hanson neighborhood-watch for/fan club and appoint yourself head-Hanson-lover and
president.
49) You tackle your own best friend for a picture of Hanson that you don't have yet.
50) When your best friend just broke up with her boyfriend, and she needs happiness, but you are not
listening to a word she is saying because MMMBOP is on MTV.
51) You have already saved up $150 so when Hanson goes on tour this fall, you are sure to get a great
seat!
52) Every time that you see a picture of them or see them on tv you have to kiss them.
53) You tape Hanson preformances and watch them over and over and over each day
54) You go out and by the same color toothbrush as your favorite Hanson
55) You go out and buy the same kind of shampoo as your favorite Hanson.
56) You print out all the pictures you can find on the computer of Hanson.
57) You are really considering becoming a singer so you could maybe see them at an Award Show or
go on tour with them.
58) You read this list.
CONTRIBUTIONS FROM MY FRIEND MAGGIE:
1)You are constantly calling your guy-friends by the name of your fav Hanson. -(Didn't say name)
2) Anyone who makes fun of Hanson is automatically a rude snob.
3) If your dog gets into your stash of your fav Hanson pix and demolishes them you demand that your
parents put him to sleep (by running him/her over with the car.)
4) You beg your parents to get a large m16 so you can be ready to kill " Hanson Haters"
5) When your best friend says somthing bad about Hanson you become her worst enemy.
6) If you find out that anyone has Hanson Ticket you automattically hunt them down and use your brand
new m16 to kill them.
7) You've planted a seed and a flower and a rose to find out which one grows.
8) You've cut your hair and left a small braid down the back like Tay!
9) You sign everything off with 'peace love and bulletproof marshmallows' to be like Zac.
10) You tape your self singing Hanson songs and send them to HITZList in hope that they'll listen to it
and say "Yep, she should be a part of our group!"
11) You see the Hansons in every long blonde haired person you see.
12) You've started naming your dog Wickett or cat MaMa.
13) Your grades have fallen because you dream of Hanson sitting next to you all class.
14) You have forced your friends to start calling you by your fave Hanson bro's nickname. For example;
Animal or Tayles or Ikey Poo
15) You have changed your music styles to 50's & 60's rock and roll and forced yourself to learn
everyone of their idols songwords, like Aerosmith or Aretha Franklin.
16) You have more than one case of M.O.N so you can frame one, set one up, & put one away (etc)
17) You make a night stand with Hanson pic's all over it (or any other furniture...)
18) You have ''Hanson Facts'' on top of your dresser with glass protecting it.
19) You wake up and pick up the phone to call one of the Hansons, then figure out your really not going
out with one of them.
20) You have a sign on your door that says "You are now entering Hanson Heaven"
21) You have every flavor of pop-tarts w/ Hanson on it sitting all around your room.
22) When your walking down the hall and someone that whom you've never met screams "Mmmbop!" at
you cause they 'heard' your in love w/ Hanson.
23) When your big bro/sis calls (who's about 11 years older than you) from Texas and all you have to
talk about is what tv shows Hanson was on this week or gonna be on.
24) You are convinced that Marilyn Manson had to of had something to do with the Grammy's this year.
25) You have Hanson Hotline on speed-dial.
26) You get ketchup and CKBe, mix it together and call it....."Tay in a Bottle"
27) You call the radio-station to request "MMMBop" and you can hear them say,"It's that wierd Hanson
fan...again."
28) You snore in the rythem of MMMBop.
29) You call your friends Ike,Tay,or Zac.
30) At a dance, when MMMBop comes on everybody looks at you because they know,you know
EVERY word.
31) You start to think your posters are constantly staring at you.
32) You practically kill yourself trying to kiss the posters on your ceiling.
33) You go PSYCO if somebody sings MMMBop wrong.
34) Your 7 month old cousin can sing "Where's The Love".
35) You start buying those teen mags again after you finally got over your JTT stage.
36) You pay your older sister to write "I LOVE HANSON !!!" in sunscreen on your arm.
37) You go around online asking people if they like Hanson, and if they say no, well invite them over to
uh....check out your Daddy's gun collection. ~Verona
38) You have 15 or more hanson shirts.
39) You put a towel on the seat of the car so your hanson shirt won't get a spec of dirt on it when you sit
down.
40) You start crying when someone says even the slightest bad thing about Hanson.
41) If your friend doesn't like Hanson then you have nothing to talk to her about on the phone.
42) You send Hanson's siblings and parents birthday cards.
43) You know that Taylor has a teal colored beeper.
44) If a group that you like wins an award over Hanson, you automatically hate them.
45) You haven't bought anything besides Hanson merchandise since you first heard about them.
*If you have any signs that you wanna add... e-mail me.*